theamericankid:

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

theamericankid:

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

27

September

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casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

27

September

173,608 notes

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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

27

September

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mrchrispine:

when you try and open a really tight pistachio nut shell

image

(Source: dicapriho)

27

September

71,191 notes

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gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell)

24

September

154,693 notes

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hollowfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

(Source: blxckfawn)

19

September

89,578 notes

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du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

19

September

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kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

image

19

September

287,123 notes

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vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

(Source: rrraquelle)

19

September

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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal)

19

September

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